By Eve on Aug 28, 2007 in Coupons, Funny
Coffee has been a everyday thing for the last few years, I used to never drink it, but now I cant start my day without it! Coffee addiction is probably the best of all addictions to have, it’s better than crack! I got this little quiz in a email a few days ago, it is pretty cute. And as a special suprise I have a 5% off Coupon Code: CFL from the discount coffee store, CoffeeForLess.com
, my favorite brew from there is the “Fog Lifter” reminds me of New Orleans.
Caffeine Addict’s Quiz
Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is caffeine. ADD takes the lives of millions of Americans, hundreds of Canadians, and a handful of Ugandans every year. If that doesn’t scare you, let’s just say that you are more susceptible than anyone else. YES, YOU! If you suffer from this disease, missing just one trip to Starbucks could be FATAL. The following series of Yes/No questions will allow us to determine your Addiction Factor(TM). Keep track of the number of Yes and No answers you get and chart yourself at the end. Remember: Prevention is the best medicine. Or was it laughter? Either way, read on. Do you use coffee to escape from your problems?
Do you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because it’s easier?
Have you ever woken up in a puddle of your own coffee?
Do you find that it’s easier to drink more coffee than go tosleep?
a) Have you ever drunk cold coffee?
b) Right out of the pot?
Do you spend more than 20% of your income on coffee and/or coffee related products?
Does your coffee cup resemble a beer stein?
Has anyone ever told you that you “have a problem”?
Do you need coffee:
a) to get up in the morning?
b) to get out of bed?
c) to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?
Do you own a “Coffee Helmet”? (For the culturally ignorant, a coffee-helmet is a hat with coffee-cups attached to it and a straw coming out of each cup leading to the mouth, used for hands-free drinking.)
Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you “Ona mac towanda” (Smells-like-coffee)?
Does your doctor measure your heartbeat on the Richter scale as well as by its frequency?
Have you ever sold personal or other people’s possessions just to get your fix for the day?
Does the phrase “Swiss water decaffeinated” strike terror into your heart?
a) Do you have a coffee maker in more than one room of your house?
b) …in more than five?
c) …in your bathroom?
Do the people at Second Cup refuse do give you free coffee cards anymore?
a) …because you’re wearing out their hole-punch?
b) …and it’s bad for the environment?
Do you grind your own coffee?
Do you grow your own coffee?
Have you ever been fired from a job because you’re “drinking their profits”?
Do you know Juan Valdez?
a) …and his donkey?
b) …intimately?
Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you hear dripping water?
Is sleep a hobby of yours?
a) …that you don’t like?
b) …because it’s too frustrating?
| Response Ratio | Addiction Factor(TM) Analysis |
|
|---|---|---|
| Yes | No | |
| 20-22 | 0-2 | You are a well-rounded member of society with a love for life and you are very wise. |
| 17-19 | 3-5 | You are a slightly jagged member of society, life’s okay but it could be better and you are relatively naive. |
| 0-16 | 6-22 | What are you, some kinda nature-freak tree-hugger!? Coffee’s not good enough for you, huh? Here, have some more TOFU! How about some ALFALFA TEA?!? |
I was just hired by a large coffee company and a part of my reason for applying with them is job security – I can literally work in any store in any town, and in most towns there are multiple stores. There’s probably a store in your spare bedroom, have you looked in there lately? We have about 7 stores in this area (Palm Springs) and I was told they’re opening FOUR MORE. Where are they going to put them?
Perhaps you’ve heard of them – they sound like “Tartrucks”. I bring up the point of the multiple stores because it indicates that people really, REALLY like their coffee, especially during the morning commute. I also haven’t named the company I’m now working for because of what I’m going to say next – people even like BAD coffee. Not that it’s that bad, but it’s always been too dark and bitter for me. When it comes to “Tartrucks”, I’ve found that people either love it or hate it, with the former being in the majority. I have my preferences, primarily Coffee Bean and a few independents, but my loyalty to “Tartrucks” now surpasses all, mainly due to the fact that they now issue my paychecks. Does that make me a coffee whore?
ya i am addicted to coffe i drink 10 times DAy du u know how to leave coffe……….?
Coffee puts the system under the strain of metabolizing a deadly acid-forming drug, depositing its insoluble cellulose, which cements the wall of the liver, causing this vital organ to swell to twice its proper size. In addition, coffee is heavily sprayed. (Ninety-two pesticides are applied to its leaves.) Diuretic properties of caffeine cause potassium and other minerals to be flushed from the body.
Get the real scoop on coffee at http://www.CaffeineAwareness.org
And if you drink decaf you wont want to miss this special FREE report on the Dangers of Decaf available at http://www.soyfee.com
Wow Mark, you must be a hoot at parties.
i am not a tree hugger, i will not eat tofu even if i will starve to death, but no i don’t drink so much Coffee, if you wrote it about beer i get the test, but on coffee?
down with coffee, and what is wrong with tea, the war is over…
Thanks yall! and if drinking coffee is a bad for you – I like bad LOL
Hi evelester,
I love this sort of post, light, smooth.
I’m a complete addict to caffeine.
With too many things going around at the same time, coffee keeps me moving and blinking,.
See you,
Lucio Dias Ribeiro
thanks Lucio! At least I am not alone in this addiction!
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I hate coffee..i even hate the smell of coffee
that was great! I love it..lol. and welcome to my site for looking some war gold?
Coffee is ok as long as you don’t overdrink them. Seriously, most people I know can’t start their day without drinking coffee…